Hey girl you’ve got tits the size of boobs
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Opening Task Manager to scare the programs into behaving again
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i fucking love almost human and almost alive characters! struggle with your humanity go sad boy go! Fuck shit up! eat people!
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tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:
men on reddit: my girlfriend doesn’t like that I binge-watched rick and morty on our anniversary instead of spending time with her. should I dump her?
women on reddit: my boyfriend threatened to murder my family and lock me in a freezer. how do I show him I care about him?
and theyre dating each other
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Stay off my rhubarb! A fear submitted by Byleth to Deep Dark Fears - thanks!
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(via sugarcoatedself-esteem)